Ask me!

Hey Margaret, how's it going? I missed you what's been up?

Hey, it’s all good! I’ve just been workin and doin online college.

Oh, and sleeping. I love sleeping.

do you have any single friends that you could hook me up with?

…all of my friends are single…

sdjfsfgl;d

Would you like Mordecai if he was blonde?

Anonymous

Well, from my past two boyfriends, you could tell that I have a thing for blondes…

Dear Margaret, can you demonstrate how you deal with akward situations?

Anonymous

That’s all you gotta do.

Just when I’m so close to forgetting… it comes back up again….

Margie-dear, it's Mordecai's mom! Want do some girl time together?

Anonymous

Oh hey sure! :) It’d be awesome to hang out some time.

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Do you like Mordecai?

Anonymous

Yeah, we’re pretty close friends.